Here are the quotes I usually use... I update this occasionally when I remember to. :)

  1. Work hard to be lazy
  2. The grass is greener on the other side. Because bullshit is a good fertilizer
  3. All companies has its Con’s. Its about finding a company with more Pro’s that you like and Con’s that you can live with.
  4. The best way to learn is to learn from mistakes. But learning from other’s mistakes is even better.
  5. It’s ok to make mistakes. Just don’t make the same one twice.
  6. It ain’t bragging if you can back it up.
  7. The chain of command flows upwards, the chain of blame goes the other way.
  8. Do what you believe if you believe it is correct. Until corrected, just do it.
  9. A little hard work doesn’t kill. A lot of little work does.
  10. Keep your friends close and your enemies closer. Just remember to always wear a bullet proof vest.
  11. If you find a job that has high pay and little work, let me know when you find a second one.
  12. In the rat race we call life, why be a rat when you can be a cat?
  13. A straight person will tell the truth. That is why those who tell the truth can stand upright.
  14. Always explain things in a way a 5 year old can understand.
  15. Growing your career is like a plant. It needs a lot of time, patience, water and shit. It’s the shit that makes the fruit sweet.
  16. If you haven’t hit the downhill yet means you haven’t reached the top of the hill.
  17. It’s like giving an ice cube to a thirsty guy. You are giving him what he needs but torturing him at the same time.
  18. Common sense is uncommon
  19. It pays to be loyal but disloyalty pays better
  20. Money is important. But don’t be a slave to money.
  21. Knowledge is key. But the master key is to know who has the knowledge.
  22. It’s like buying a Ferrari and driving it below 50
  23. Even a Rolls Royce needs to be serviced regularly
  24. When your car breaks down, you call a mechanic. So call me when your IT breaks down.
  25. Too much of a good thing is bad. But no bad things doesn’t make you good.
  26. If 1 person says it, it is a story. If 2 people say it, it is a coincidence. If 3 people say it, it is a rumor. If 4 people say it, take note. If more than 10 people say it, it is probably true.
  27. If you have no foundation for your career, it will collapse after a while.
  28. Learn from Switzerland when it comes to office politics. Stay Neutral, take all their money and wait until they are dead. 
  29. Being a big fish in a small pond or a small fish in a big pond? Always be a big fish in a small pond first before going out to the big pond. That way, you will survive no matter what.
  30. Thinking out of the box is a great idea. However, I recommend that you draw your own box instead.
  31. A good idea without a good plan is like going racing in a car with bald tires.
  32. Never say you are cheap or underpaid. You have a high value.
  33. Most of the oldest car manufacturers that survive until today all did the same thing. Making a good, affordable cars for everyone. Those with racing history are all owned by them.
  34. Listen first, talk second
  35. Perfection is an imperfect notion.
  36. I don’t need everyone in the world to love me. Do you?
  37. Would you rather hire the top student from the worst university of the worst student from the best university?
  38. Never underestimate a person whom you can’t understand
  39. Never be the best, for then you have nothing to live for.
  40. When teaching an old dog new tricks, just make sure the correct person is teaching.
  41. Who do you think I am? Doraemon?
  42. Don't worry about the details if the story isn't good.
  43. Learn from the ants. They are each specialized to do one thing well.
  44. Why spend and later worry how you are going to repay it back?
  45. Life is like looking for shells at the beach. There will be many moments which are cracked, chipped or broken but we only take home the beautiful ones.
  46. Being happily married is a lot of give and take. Just don't only do one of them.
  47. It takes a lot of hard work to maintain a (fat) body like mine.
  48. Wisdom doesn't come with age, it comes with learning from mistakes.
  49. We all don''t want to grow up. But we do grow old.
  50. Always gamble with money you can afford to lose.
  51. It doesn't matter what you are good at if you don't know what you are bad at.
  52. Admitting you are bad at something is a step to ensuring you are good at something else.
  53. If making money was easy, everyone would be a millionaire.
  54. You wish life was easy... remember what happened in the Matrix!
  55. Don't be so serious. Enjoy your work!